No.3138[Last 50 Posts]
Let's get a general going in here for all things vocal-synth. I'm surprised that for a Vocaloid imageboard we don't have one yet. You know the drill.
Copypaste from /jp/ below
Links and resources:
https://pastebin.com/jDHxU1JwAlbum recommendations and YouTube playlist:
https://pastebin.com/dMX8CJhk No.3141
>>3140Bratty virus needs windows defender correction
No.3149
>>3140Cute voice, cute design, if she doesn't become popular i'm killing myself
No.3150
>>3149>if she doesn't become popular i'm killing myselfNot trying to slander Teto but i feel like after her it's hard for any other voicebanks to get popular. KAFU was the last "literal who" to get popular before Kaai Yuki killed her momentum with Kyoufuu All Back, and then the Teto SV release happened and now everything is Teto.
You are Teto, He is Teto, She is Teto, I am Teto.
No.3153
>>3151We've all known at least one person with a micropenis who has bragged about having a massive schlong
You could say Len is one of those dudes
No.3157
>>3155Teto being a permanent #2 would be fine honestly, I think she deserves it.
>>3156Now check Asuna from Blue Archive.
No.3158
>>3157So they put Asuna and Kangel in a blender and on top of that they made her msgk. Literally perfect.
No.3159
>>3158They blended her chest away yeah.
No.3160
>>3159Flat is good
No.3161
>>3157I do wish we could get some Gumi back on top some day though i'm surprised barely anyone uses her upgraded voicebanks (v6/sv)
DECO had the chance a few weeks ago but he fucked up
No.3168
I was making a song about /leek/ with Teto yesterday at 3am
I'm relistening to it now in its unfinished form
It's awful
No.3175
>>3166I went. They did indeed play Mesmerizer and it was awesome. I hope they play it at Magical Mirai because I don't think they do BDs of these tours. I want a better look at hyponotized Miku's dance.
No.3176
>>3175Did they use the same Teto model they used for Teto Live Tokyo?
No.3177
>>3176No it was the classic Diva model, I guess CFM/Segs own the rights to it
No.3178
>>3177Makes sense, i'm still waiting for the day that we get an event like that here
No.3181
>>3178I really want it on video. The crowd absolutely exploded when the song came on after a short intro that made it super obvious the song was next with the little "focus" text. They also played Psi by r-906 complete with a new module. Overall 10/10 concert
No.3182
>>3181did the venue have any recording restrictions?
No.3183
>>3182Completely prohibited and they didn't even want people taking pictures of the stage before/after the show.
No.3184
>>3183That's unfortunate but I guess that's Japan for you. I hope official footage comes out.
No.3185
>>3156>>3157>>3158My god it really is Kangel and Asuna
No.3187
>>3186Based murican
No.3208
>>3186Reported to the Miku police, enjoy your time in Miku jail
No.3219
So when's Miku V6 coming out
No.3221
>>3219Never, they can't figure out how to make her sound like Miku and also have the versatility of previous Miku VBs thanks to the engine.
No.3223
I heard that they showed like one second of Miku V6 being worked on in the recent Miku documentary but no actual audio
No.3226
anons if i like iyowa and wowaka what else will i like?
No.3250
Does anybody know where i can get this official Namine Ritsu RVC that released a while back?
https://crimsontech.jp/apps/voidol/voice_model/namine-ritsu/?lang=en
>inb4 just use a fanmade modelBut I want the Voidol one
No.3252
>>3250This design is beautiful omg..
It's not the Voidol one (to my knowledge) sadly, but there's an official Ritsu RVC model here!
https://www.canon-voice.com/voicebanks/Also Voidol sounds so nice now, it was so scuffed in the beginning w. Praying Vocalochanger can get that good one day.
No.3264
>>3252Right, i forgot that this guy has been ported to pretty much every engine except SV and V6.
No.3276
>>3275Tetoris is right there, but yeah he just came and went.
And as far as I'm aware he's not even doing other stuff like Haraguchi has been doing here and there along with releasing more Teto songs.
No.3277
>>3276>TetorisYeah i was exaggerating a bit. I know Tetoris dominated the charts for half of the year but everything Masarada released within that year became an instant hit until he just stopped one day.
As for Sasuke Haraguchi i'm glad he's still doing stuff, love his style.
No.3280
>>3269man, kiyie is very good
old-school vocaloid rock never died, it just gets overshadowed by the popular stuff
No.3287
>>3186are you japenis anon?
have you been to other concerts aside from this one?
No.3293
>>3287I'm not Japanese but I've gone to Magical Mirai a few times and a PinocchioP concert. I already got my ticket for MM2025 even
No.3296
>>3294If you're a fan you should absolutely try to make it to one of the Japanese concerts. I had been to 2 Miku expos (before the whole CR fiasco) and while they were fun they don't even come close to comparing to the Blooming concert (despite being around the same size) let alone Magical Mirai
No.3300
Is it bad that i find the pear funny
No.3303
>>3300Why would that be bad tho
No.3306
>>3303Cause its a forced newgen meme. But now that i think about it, its not much different from something like Takoluka.
No.3307
>>3306At this point it's been long enough, we can find it funny for what it is and not for who made it or where it came from.
No.3309
>>3306I saw it for the first time in akage and it was fine. Seems about equal to character item stuff like you said. Wonder if teto would enjoy her baguettes with pear jam.
No.3310
>>3309I think Yamanon has acknowledged the whole pear thing saying that she can't look at old teto renders without laughing. Some japanese producers like Atena (i think he's japanese?) have also put it in their MVs. I really don't mind it but it would've been funnier if she was bread.
No.3325
Can't believe i missed Kikuo live last year
No.3335
>>3328That's definitely a very different top 10 from what I've seen on that one website, though I guess it's just for March
No.3336
>>3183Should've snapped one anyway for the meme. I doubt it'd be much of an issue when you're in a crowd of who knows how many people.
No.3344
>>3325read this as kissed
No.3352
>>3351It's alright
>bodybuilder teto giving motivational speechesIt's awesome actually
No.3353
i'd never leave you /leek/
you welcomed me with open arms and showed me that it's still possible to have fun on the internet
daisuki /leek/
No.3354
LeuR
That's the post
No.3355
guys i really hate rion's v4 design
No.3357
>>3355Not an unpopular opinion
No.3360
>>3358tuning in these could be better (especially neru, she just sounds like regular NT miku) but the songs are catchy and the music videos are really amateurish but charming in the same way dennokoP's are.
No.3361
>>3148Miku listens to black metal, slam, grindcore and pornogrind
No.3390
>>3148i feel like she'd adapt to her master's tastes
No.3401
>>3361>pornogrind At some point people have got to stop making new genres and just make new music for the good genres.
No.3403
>>3402Ok Death N' Roll sounds pretty cool, gotta go listen to some
No.3404
>>3140What does LeuR even stand for? it's pronounced Ruuru apparently
No.3405
is it me or the /jp/ thread has been awfully inactive since 4chan came back? did most people just stay here and 8ch?
No.3407
>>3405>8ch?Definitely not, I have the thread open there and it's just dead. Which is a shame, I think the site is good and has potential to be even better.
No.3408
>>34078ch would have potential if it didn't load at dialup speeds and wasn't down half of the time
the /jp/ board there was comfy though i'll admit
No.3409
>>3408Can't be helped when the german government takes down half the site with the .se domain takedown notice, that and all of the people suddenly posting there after the other site went down.
No.3411
>>3409.moe is still accessible to me but there's been times where only .se has been working. Guess it is what it is.
Have some recent, underrated GUMI. Mostly EN stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2h5BsbEqZkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIfS1O5m9Tkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siLgZm7j54U No.3415
>>3412It's good
Hope Atena ends up releasing that RinGumi song he teased on Twitter a while back
No.3418
>>3412No one talks about obsolete meat, and even less people talk about the pokemon song.
People talk about Mesmerizer, and Odochina, and Daikirai and CandyCookiechocolate, and then make it seem like every new song is tetomiku when it's just people who can't help themselves and only engage with the most viral content for likes.
I personally hope it hasn't peaked, because I love both of them and seeing them getting songs together is great.
No.3424
>>3406Is /c/ just categorized under /a/ or what
No.3426
>>3424more like the guy who made this chart doesn't browse /c/ or /cm/ and/or forgot to include them
No.3489
>>3488I don't think BPM matters. Making a Vocaloid song is no different from making a regular song except you use robotic vocals. The average modern Vocaloid track (the viral ones like Mesmerizer, etc) is between 150-210 BPM i think tho.
No.3490
>>3488>maybe wasn't time for a immigrant girl talking dirty in my tracks.what did he mean by this
No.3492
>>3489>>3490its one fag shilling his music on multiple imageboards. nothing to do with utau.
No.3508
>>3418>No one talks about obsolete meatNah it was definitely a big deal when it came out. But i think the hype for 32ki's music in general died after Obsomeat. Mesmerizer has reached classic status so it will continue to pull in billions of views while overshadowing the creator's other music (like it happened with ECHO). It's a bit sad though, i like 32ki's other stuff.
No.3510
>>3509>calalinii remember the controversy regarding that song. probably the weirdest/creepiest shit to ever happen in the vocaloid community, not because of crusher but because of what happened to jani.
No.3515
>>3510for those out of the loop (totally not me, haha) what was that controversy? what happened to the jani person?
No.3516
>>3515The song is about this girl who was diagnosed with childhood-onset schizophrenia named Jani Schofield, there's a couple documentaries about her from around the time she was still a child (she is between 22-23 now). Crusher-P created it with good intentions to spread awareness of schizophrenia, but in 2019 it was revealed that Jani never really had schizophrenia and her parents were essentially drugging and abusing her. Additionally the person who mixed the original song was an alleged POCALOID user. Today this means nothing but when the song originally released you were basically the antichrist for using pirated Vocaloid software.
No.3517
Really glad this place exists. /jp/ Vocaloid threads have been really slow ever since the hack and 8chan keeps killing itself so i can only check the 8/jp/ Vocaloid threads if i'm lucky
No.3518
>>35178chan has been working with minimal issues since the hack, even with the german government meddling.
No.3519
>>3518yeah i'm not having any issues either but i do think the site is very slow. 8/jp/ is comfy i like those guys.
No.3543
>>3539Growl would be nice, I want Tetometal
No.3559
>>3539Teto with Growl would be awesome. I remember when everyone used Vocaloid3 or 4 with Chariesis. Glad to see we're moving past that, as charming as well-made vocametal and its colors were.
No.3560
>>3559oh come on i still use chariesis
No.3565
>>3559Don't forget distortion VSTs
No.3567
>>3560I do too, but it can be annoying to fiddle with at times. Not always, though.
I still have old VSQx files where I zoomed 100% into the piano roll and manually spiked the pitches on top to make Kiyoteru scream.
No.3584
>>3390Listening to Tears for Fears with Miku
No.3595
>>3594I just dislike generic pop and electronica songs. The more rock or metalcore something is, the higher chance I will like it. There's exceptions to this rule. I've been seeing a lot of generic pop blow up in the West and I cannot for the life of me understand why people like Flavor Folley despite liking Vane's music outside of it.
One of the things I absolutely love about Western Voca-P's over Eastern is the likelihood you'll see a rare voicebank. I see more usage of loids like Maika in the West than the East, and the constant barrage of Cryptonloids generally aren't for me so I rarely listen to JPloid unless I know the producer writes good music. UTSU is my favorite JP Voca-P with Xitoo in second.
No.3596
>>3595I'm surprised the Japanese don't use Maika considering Spanish and Japanese are similar pronunciation-wise. It's actually very easy to make her sing in Japanese (although with a heavy European accent).
No.3597
>>3596Agreed, and Maika has extra phonemes to make several languages easier. In fact, her phoneme list is completely unique. Not even Bruno or Clara have it and they're easy enough to make sing in Spanish, English, and Japanese.
No.3599
>>3595Hm, that's interesting because a while back I thought of making some power pop / pop punk that's even more poppy than the song I put out a while back. Something like SMILE-era Porter Robinson where it's still very much guitar driven but more "artificial" and with synths/drum machines. I'll continue making rock for the time being but I'll see what I can do in the future. Metalcore i feel is beyond my capabilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRCOQcXNVCw No.3604
>>3275And then he came back
No.3605
>>3599Pop-Punk is great! I was referring to radio pop and J-Pop/K-Pop being super generic. You should do what you want.
No.3608
>>3607…I was going to ask if anyone knew what the title was to this song in Romaji, but I pressed the “done” button on my phone before I wrote anything. Sorry
No.3612
>>3607Haraguchi always makes amazing songs, but I always wish they were at least a minute longer. The lyrics are perfect so it probably wouldn't work well but the instrumentals are too good for the songs to be so short.
No.3613
>>3612He's done a lot of non vocaloid stuff, some of which is longer, if that's something you're into
No.3614
>>3613Thanks anon, I'll have to give it a listen.
No.3659
>>3658sorry teto that hair makes you look like even more of a hag
No.3662
>>3659Respect your elders
No.3673
>>3672Not them but from what I can gather, Lapis is the only Vocaloid that has no virus-free Pocaloid download. Feel free to correct me on that, but back in 2017 she only had one crack with a virus attached, which was spread around everywhere. I love Lapis though, she and Merli are criminally underrated.
No.3674
Hello anons on the off chance you get high I 100% recommend listening to monitoring
That is all have a nice day
No.3675
>>3673I would assume Kitsune has it
No.3676
>>3675Last I checked years ago, Kitsune only had the virus one. Kitsune Neo may have had a normal one but I didn't check due to losing my antivirus later, and I don't fully trust Defender despite it being fairly reliable.
No.3678
>>3673There's a torrent dated 2019 on Nyaa with tons of voicebanks from v1-v5, including Lapis. Doesn't seem to be a virus, nobody complaining in the comments and it seems to work right to me, but I run Linux so no guarantees.
No.3679
Does anybody in here actually buy their vocaloids
No.3681
>>3678Thank you.
>>3679I used to. I don't have plans on monetizing my originals (when I make them) anymore and my Bruno and Galaco codes are unobtainable now so I simply went back to piracy out of spite.
No.3682
>>3681Share those originals anon
No.3683
>>3682>>3682I'm pretty insecure about my couple of released originals, but they're certainly the ones I feel least insecure about. Here's one I took a year to make. The Piko tuning is terrible (and the mixing also sucks) because I got so exhausted with it after a while.
I also released it publicly, but I'm pretty insecure despite (already) getting much better at tuning him in covers. I'm far better with Miki and Big Al but I rarely touch them.
It was originally supposed to be with Teto, but Teto SV 1.0 was…horrible with English already, and I got her pretty much day one.
I have a few more recent WIPs and older instrumentals I'm trying very hard to salvage from around 2020-2022, some even older but I can't find them.
https://files.catbox.moe/tqp5ur.mp3 No.3684
>>3683Sounds very early 2010s, is it from that era?
No.3685
>>3684No, but I appreciate the compliment since that's when I got into Vocaloid.
No.3691
>>3584I like 80's synthpop and i like miku
No.3698
Where'd the guy who posts Teto songs go
No.3700
i love iyowa
No.3721
>>3708did she have any left?
No.3722
>>3721I'd say that up until 2022 she still had some and by mid 2023 it stopped. Later that year SV Teto happened and the rest is history. Now what i wonder is what will take Teto's spot.
No.3730
>>3722>Now what i wonder is what will take Teto's spot.Not sure anything will
No.3740
>>3733She cute, I'd give her my whatsapp
No.3745
reminder that keko's creator is a vtuber now
No.3746
>>3745circusp was a vtuber before nijisanji
No.3814
>>3812Most of my favorite Vocaloid songs came out in the late 2010s, but a lot of good things came from the 2020s: Actually good SynthV Voices, Masarada, Team 6x111 (Though, I wasn't a fan of Qualia Automata), and so on so forth. Most of my favorite Vocaloid songs are still from the late 2010s, but small VocaP's are making a lot of good songs that wouldn't really be a thing in the 2010s.
That said, I think the "Modern Vocaloid sucks!" types are (usually) so fed up with the modern Western community that it taints their view of Modern Vocaloid as a whole.
No.3815
>>3812Most likely they're just looking at what's trending which is usually intentionally made to go viral (e.g. most mikuteto songs)
If you ignore those i think this generation of vocaloid producers is better than the two previous
No.3820
>>3812>old good new badRetards
>>3815>if you ignore what's popularRetarded as well
>>3818It's a great song with a great mv
No.3835
>>3812modern vocaloid hate is forced and gay
give the new stuff a chance and stick to whatever you like only
No.3838
>>3837Same
but as a ranafag i wish there were as many songs with her No.3839
>>3838I assume a lot of the hate is just from underage retards and others who just don't like the red one and wanted their variation of purple or green or something else to be the popular one instead.
No.3840
>>3839Never said i hated Teto, i'm glad she's popular
Just wish the pink rori got some love as well
No.3842
>>3840A Rana x Miki original would be awesome, their voices compliment one another
No.3846
>>3840You said same so I know, just saying some other stuff there.
>>3841Honestly her name should've been Kasane Gecko and instead of a chimera she's just Gecko
No.3847
>>3843I agree! I've noticed Rana also works well with the following 'loids:
>Piko>Una>FlowerI can imagine her also working with Nemu, Tone Rion, and Mirai Komachi, but I haven't heard enough of them to say for sure.
No.3849
Maretu did a cover of a Pantera song and now i kinda want to see more JP vocaloid producers covering completely unrelated non-vocaloid songs
https://x.com/maretu01/status/1920785414488551926 No.3900
>>3899Good stuff, had completely forgotten about DEX's existence lol
No.3901
>>3900DEX and DAINA don't exist
No.3902
>>3149r.i.p anon
never forgor
frover in hearts
No.3905
>>3810Imagine drunk sex with this slutty hag
No.3908
>>3900I think most people have after some drama shit happened with Daina's VA. Not on topic here, though.
I like Dex.
No.3914
>>3913Love him. I don't like his early music because it's literally just Inabakumori but his new stuff like the song you posted is amazing and also he's the only western producer whose music actually sounds like trve j-rock.
No.3915
>>3914Ime is Russian right? the ruskis are great when it comes to music so it wouldn't surprise me
No.3916
>>3908Not a newfag but i can't believe this is how i find out that AkiGlancy and EmpathP are the same person
No.3918
>>3916That's okay, I think it's obvious you're not a newfag because you knew one of her aliases in the first place. Most newfags only know Cryptonloids, Teto, Flower, and Gumi, usually.
No.3919
>>3918I know them both i just had no idea they were the same person. I dont follow the english side of the community too much.
No.3920
>>3919That's probably good for your sanity. I rarely pay attention to drama anymore (unless it involves someone I'm familiar with), but the Western community is so full of it it's almost impossible.
No.3922
>>3921Neru is high pitched Miku/Rin
It should remain like that
No.3930
>>3921If it's not Kugimiya Rie providing the samples for her, then I don't care.
No.3931
Anyone who thinks Neru can have a voice is completely missing the point. Fanloids should never have a voice unless they're humanloids like Sai Tonarine.
No.3932
>>3931Honestly, I wouldn't deny her a voice if that were to happen just because she was a fanloid at first and then became a vocaloid. For your consideration, Teto was a fucking april's first joke that people couldn't let go.
No.3933
>>3932The difference is that Teto has always had a voice. Every time she's had a voice outside of UTAU it's always been Oyamano Mayo too. The only way a Neru voicebank would work is if they got Saki Fujita or Asami Shimoda to do some sort of high pitched voice.
No.3935
>>3933High pitched Saki would be completely pointless since you can just adjust her pitch in Vocaloid itself
Unless you mean having her record herself in a higher pitched voice than usual, but even then that is just Miku
No.3936
>>3921I saw someone who owned Miku use an untuned (but pitched) SynthV for Neru, which confuses the shit out of me.
No.3938
>>3936I've seen people use a low pitched Kafu as Neru's voice
No.3943
>>3936I've only seen SynthV used for Neru in those "Akita Neru AI" cover videos where they claim that a random synthv but pitched down is Neru AI
No.3947
>>3943It was an original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE7e0qefn7YI like some of this person's work, but they NEED to learn to tune.
No.3948
>>3947i think the bad tuning has its charm here, it reminds me of how owatap tunes his vocaloids
also the neru voice kinda works oddly enough
No.3949
>>3947I really want to like these, but I just can't enjoy it musically. I think they could do really well doing animations for others to produce music with.
No.3953
>>3948Fair enough. I guess I'm more used to different styles of it. I'm glad more people are getting into using the software.
>>3949They're a great artist and I can absolutely see them working with other producers some day.
No.3954
>>3949i think they should do MVs for me :)
No.3957
>>3954Only if you do Teto songs and sometimes add Miku into the mix for some variety.
No.3962
What does MEIKO say at the beginning of My Love is Hellfire? Because she's not fucking saying "Give love vague ill love mad"
No.3963
Did we get new people or something that this thread suddenly got revived?
No.3964
>>3963Theory: after the 4chan hack people came here and posted, once the site came up again they just started lurking here and posted there. The thread over there is absolute shit and got even worse since like yesterday, so people will start posting in places that aren't shit, like here or the thread in 8chan.moe
No.3965
>>3964I haven't seen many people posting on 8/jp/ but I did see someone there mention the same thing as you about the 4chan thread becoming absolute dogshit in the past few days. So it wouldn't surprise me if the boost in activity came from anons who are fed up with all the ragebait there.
No.3966
Is the Neru voicebank thing real?
Is Hioka serious about this?
Do we really need a Neru voicebank?
No.3968
>>3966
>Is the Neru voicebank thing real?The idea is there at least
>Is Hioka serious about this?https://x.com/hioka/status/1921779178493374466 it actually seems a little more serious than just a random poll on twitter.
>Do we really need a Neru voicebank?Necessary is a very relative word, if you want to be absolute, then no, you do not need more than oxygen, water and some vitamins really. I personally think it would be funny if the one to end Teto's reign of terror was Neru coming out of nowhere with an actual GOOD voice that fits her. Achieving that however, is going to be really fucking tough.
No.3970
>>3968That red drill hag has become an unstoppable force I don't think even Neru can stop her
>inb4 the voicebank ends up being phone beeps No.3971
>>3970We could even be seeing a timeline where Neru getting a vb actually just further cements those 3 as the top ones, just bringing Neru into the mix.
No.3973
>>3972Ironic considering Haku represents failure
No.3974
>>3968The only thing that could stop Teto is another big VIPPALOID ending up on an engine like SV or CeVIO but let's face it that will never happen
No.3975
shit we hit bump limit
No.3976
>>3974I want Tei on SV but considering her voice provider is MIA i don't see it happening
No.3978
>>3974No vippaloid could do it. I don't think there's any character that could go through Teto's arc and achieve the same.
Ruko would be a fantastic voice to have, but I just can't see it being as popular.
I'd love Tei to get more recognition. There was this random design some Teifag did when SP vbs crypton released, as a bit of a troll saying she had been added to it. I think she'd have the best chance given how soft/sweet her voice can be, and her design cues, shapes, colors, etc are pretty easy for me to envision being popular enough even with a redesign if she ever got another vb. BUT
>>3976 No.3979
>>3978She would probably need a redesign like teto, otherwise people are just going to see her as a white luka
No.3980
>>3979A good Teito duet song and we'll get "who is luka?"
No.3981
>>3980A TeiLen duet would be nice
I don't think Tei would ever receive an upgrade though. Out of all the vipperloids she is the most forgotten and we know nothing about her voice provider. Not to mention the VCV bank which is very high quality already and with hifisampler can sound like a SynthV.
No.3982
>>3979I mean that picture is clearly aping the style for the sake of the joke I mentioned. She doesn't need a major style redesign like Teto got. But a good artist could pull it off.
>>3981Yeah no idea honestly, think her website's been dead after the apology they posted to crypton.
No.3984
>>3974I can see Ritsu doing it, but people would probably throw a fit because the West hates CANON.
No.3985
>>3984Don't care, he's hot
No.3986
Ritsu is already on a lot of engines. I can see him getting a Cevio.
No.3987
>>3978>RukoAs much as I'd love this it wouldn't work as a commercial synth
She has two voicebanks and you don't want to buy two separate voicebanks
However she has two free Diffsinger AI banks if that's anything
No.3988
>>3987Where can I find them? Those sound awesome!
No.3992
>>3984>I can see Ritsu doing itI think you're severely overestimating Ritsu
No.3993
Sena will end the Teto tyranny
No.3996
>>3990Thanks, sadly Ruko Male's VP went MIA, but I love Ruko's Female VB too!
>>3992To be fair, Ritsu has been on several different softwares at this point, it's pretty impressive.
No.3997
I saw Kasane Teto at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen baguettes in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the baguettes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bread and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
What a сunt.
No.3998
i unironically think the reason this thread is active is because of all the fags shitting up the 4/jp/ thread
No.3999
>>3998It's truly abysmal between the guy seething about Teto and the guy spamming coomshit and also everyone else.
No.4001
>>3999I don't mind coomshit, this site has it too, but the teto spammer needs to be put down holy shit
No.4002
>>4001Its funny to me that /jp/ is so anti-Teto these days when in 2009 they loved her
No.4003
>>4001Yeah that's fair, it's fine to me in moderation (like here, the truly coomiest of coomshit is on a special board) but the amount of coomshit in comparison to the activity makes it repetitive on 4/jp/
I agree on the Teto spammer though
No.4013
>>4009Me on the other hand, I'd like to have sweaty drunk sex with her every night
No.4014
>>4013Why not both?
No.4019
>>4014Going from sweaty drunk sex, to just sweaty sex would be ok as long as it's Haku, you're right.
No.4024
>>4016First it was Yuki Nissin and now its Miku Cup Noodles… When will Una get her commercial
No.4029
>>4028Teto had Mcdonald's Teriyaki